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The questions and answers you've all been waiting for.. or not :) Feel free to take them and answer them yourself! It is only an Email forward after all ;)

Section One: Basics
1. Name: Claire

2. Nickname(s): Clairey
3. Birthday: 3rd June

4. That makes you: 17
5. Where were you born: Hobart, Tassie.
6. Location right now: Goodwood (hole), Tassie.
7. Shoe size: 7

8. How many piercings?: 2 in each ear :(
9. Tattoos?: 0
10. When you wake up you're: Tired

11. When your about to sleep you're: Tired
12. Zodiac sign: Gemini

13. Chinese sign: Dragon
14. Righty or Lefty: Lefty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie yay
16. School: Claremont College.. blerk

Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: Australian
18. Hair colour: Dark Browny red
19. Eye colour: Brown

20. Weight: 50ish

21. Height: Iunno
22. Braces?: Nope
23. Glasses?: Contacts also 

Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boyfriend?: Yahuh

25. If so, who?: Joshy
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?
27. Who has a crush on you?: NO ONE!
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: No
29. Who was your first kiss: Next door neighbour

30. Who was your last: Joshy
31. Are you a virgin?: ermm...
32. Ever had a threesome before?: Never.
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be?: Josh because he is sekseh ;)

34. Have you ever been in love?: I am.
35. Broken any hearts?: Who me?! Never!
36. Got your heart broken?: Who hasnt?
37. Ever liked a friend?: Ummm i spose.
38. What happened?: I cant remember. 

Section Four: Past Relationships..
39. How many relationships have you been in: Many
40. How many were serious enough to count: 3?
41. Who were those serious ones: Dont give a shit.
42. Funnest hook-ups: :S

43. What made them different: umm the stapler? :S
44. What happened: huh
45. Best boy/girlfriend: ..... present 
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: .... past

47. Ever been kissed: hmmmm
48. Who do you want back: NONE. 
49. Who do you regret: most

50. Why: Because they were fat and ugly.

Section Five: Favourites
51. Song: Killer Queen - Queen (of course!)  
52. Movie: ALL Johnny Depp movies ;)
53. Food: Anything tasty
54. Drink: Coke :'( ( Im trying to give up)
55. Store: Sportsgirl, Supre.. *cough*
56. Television show: Will & Grace umm others. 
57. Holiday: Christmas!!!
58. Book: Tomorrow when the war began 1 & 2 
59. Ice cream: Chocolate!
60. Candy: Skittles and chocolate!!
61. Chip: Any
62. Type of music: Umm many different kinds
63. Artist: Queen, No Doubt, Slipknot *cough*
64. Word: DIE!
65. Time of day: precisely 7.52pm
66. Dressing: Yes.
67. Alcoholic drink: Vodka
68. Colour(s): Greeeen.
69. Piece of clothing: Fluffy slippers
70. Character: Spongebob! YAY
71. Smell: fruitsys
72. Shampoo: Garnier?
73. Soap: Soap is shit.
74. Smiley: ^o)
75. Board game: Naked Twister ;)
76. Sport: Hockey
77. Number: 10696273747447382292835756834932110
78. Quote: "why are you doing this to me?!"
79. Animal: Doggie
80. Actor: Johnny Depp baby!! :D 

81. Actress: Kiera Knightley
82. Vegetable: Taters
83. Fruit: All minus lemons
84. Place to be: In the garden or the beach!
85. Thing in your room: Mosquito net thingy, fluffy rug AND my huge mofo lamp shade!
86. Gum: HUBBA BUBBAAA
87. Shape: Squares and stars.
88. Country: Australia DUH
89. Mall: The one in Sydney hehe
90. Car: BMW
91. Boy's name: Noah, Ethen, Christian 
92. Girl's name: Grace, Aaliyah, Eowyn (hehe)
93. Family member: Aunty Bev J
94. Restaurant: Something
95. Movie place: Wherever :S
96. Person to go to the movies with: Joshy
97. Noise: ch chh chh :S 
98. Brand of shoe: Dunlop wooo
99. Brand of clothing: ANYTHING
100. Body part of a chicken: Breast ;)
101. Swear word: Shit

102. Month: December
103. Possession: Boyfriend haha
104. Team: Essendon
105. Season: Summer
106. Radio station: one oh one point seven.. HO FM
107. Magazine: Cleo ;) woo the sex tips
108. Favourite grade: 10
109. Least favourite grade: 7
110. Teacher: Ms McKeown woo you rule!
111. Least favourite teacher: John Blaine and Janet Blacksley muahaha
112. Subject: Art minus the teacher.
113. Subject to talk about : Shoes

Section Six: Family
114. Who's your mum?: Roz 
115. Who's your dad?: Mark
116. Any step-parents?: Nope
117. Any brothers?: Matthew & Simon
118. Any sisters?: nopes
119. Most annoying family member: My brother
120. Coolest: Simon
121. Loudest: Aunties... 
122. Best relative: Auntie Bev woo
123. Worse relative: who cares 
124. Do you get along with your parent(s)? Most of the time… *cough*
125. With your siblings? Mostly 
126. Does anyone understand you? Maybe... 
127. Do you have any pets?: YES!
128. If so, what kind and name? Long haired German Shepard named Alben :D
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: A FERRET!! :'(
130. Can i be a part of your family?: If you are fluffy and cute and your name is Boris.

Section Seven: School
131. Are you still in school?: Yes
132. Did you drop out?: uhh..
133. Your current GPA: yes?
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: It randomizes. 
135. ABC's?: umm yes.
136. Favourite class: Art and English.
137. Play any sports at school?: Nope :@
138. Are you popular?: Dear Lord no. 
139. Favourite memory: The first kissssss...
140. Most humiliating moment: Ducks.. but we wont talk about that…
141. Most funniest moment: Ducks..
142. Most scared moment: ummm
143. Your first friend in school: Nikki Smith
144. Are you still friends with that person?: yes sort of..

Section Eight: Word Associations
145. Chicken: Begurk
146. Dog: Woof
147. Christina Aguilera: skank 
148. Ricky Martin: gay 
149. 50 cent: fucked. 
15o. Poop: brown
151. Beach: HOORAY
152. Desert: yellow
153. Water: blue
154. Osama Bin Laden: Dead
155. Love: Joshy.
156. Brother: Matthew
157. Butt: smokes.
158. Clowns: creepy..
159. Wonder: yes  
16o. Brown: poo
161. Banana: penis
162. Sex: please!
163. Parents: Mum
164. Homosexuals: shoes 
165. God: Elle

Section Nine: Do you believe in..
166. God: perhaps...
167. Heaven: very 
168. Devil: Yep
169. Hell: No.  
170: Boogy man: yes :(
171. Closet Monsters: Nah
172. Fortune tellings: Yeah actually.
173. Magic: No after I saw the show that reveals all the secrets! IT RUINED MY LIFE!
174. Love at first sight: Yes
175. Ghosts: No.
176. Voodoo dolls: Perhaps
177. Reincarnation: huh?
178. Yourself: Perhaps

Section Ten: Do you..
179. Smoke: Never have 
180. Do drugs: Never done that either
181. Drink alcohol: Yep
182. Swear: Everyday since grade 6
183. Sing in the shower: Never! It echoes in there. 
184. Like school: Yeah.
185. Want to get married: Yes. To Joshy. 
186. Type with all of your fingers: Its stupid if you cant! 
187. Think you're attractive: rofl...
188. Drink and drive: Im too scared to even drive....
189. Snore: Probably lol
190. Sleep walk: Never!
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Well i would like to.. 

Section Eleven: Have you ever..
192. Flashed someone: NO.. i am now awaiting the chance
193. Gotten so drunk you threw up everywhere: No actually
194. Told that person how you felt: Of course. 
195. Been arrested: No, polices are scarey.
196. Gone to jail or juve: NO
197. Skateboarded: NO I SUCK
198. Skinny dipped: Not yet BUT I KNOW SOMEONE THAT DID!! BAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
199. Rock climbed: Nope
200. Killed someone: Many. Only Bots though :(
201. Watched porn: lol maybe.... but thats for me to know ;)
202. Gone on a road trip: Planning on it.
203. Went out of the country: No
204. Talked back to an adult: Of course
205. Broken a law: Yes
206. Got pulled over: Nope
207. Tried killing yourself: Nope
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Always hehe
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Always
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: Ummm.. :S no 
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Yes haha
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Yeah, me :)

213. Mooned someone: NO I SAID :@
214. Shop-lifted: yah
215. Worked at McDonald's: Fuck no! 
216. Eaten a dog: Wtf..
217. Give money to a homeless person: No.. they'v never asked :S
218. Glued your hand to yourself: No.. 
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Yes
220. Had a one night stand: No.. guess i never will either :) 
221. Smoked: NO I FUCKING ALREADY ANSWERED THAT 
222. Done drugs: Grrrr
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: Ummm dont think so.. 
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Yes lol 
225. Had cyber sex: Nopes
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Yes, so then i wouldnt have it so hard.
227. Caught someone doing something: The other day i walked in on a guy in the mens loo taking a piss.. :|
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Yep
229. Cried during a movie: I have.... 
230. Cried over someone: Always
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Here we go again with the repeat questions ffs... 
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: uhhh... 
233. Ran away from home: Nope, one day i plan to though, just to see how it feels. :) 
234. Cheated on a test: Haha yes, go the wooden rulers!! :D

Section Twelve: Would you..
235. Bungee jump: Yep, if someone pushed me though.. 
236. Sky dive: "       "
237. Swim with dolphins: Yes to punch them.
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: Uhhh no.. unless of course it was Joshy :D 
239. Try to be the opposite sex: rofl wtf
240. Lie to the police: I dont think i'd have the guts.. :P 
241. Run from the police: Probably
242. Lie to your parents: i have... 
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: NO! 
244. Be an exotic dancer: Maybe if I was broke and i was sexy lol :)
245. Fuck a donkey for $1,000,000: i already did and i didnt get any moneys. :(

Section Thirteen: Are you..
246. Shy: Around people i dont like or dont know..
247. Loud: With the girlies ;)
248. Nice: Always! heheh
249: Outgoing: Sometimes
250: Quiet: If i have been bad.
251. Mean: If theyre mean to me first.
252. Emotional: Sometimes
253. Sensitive: Sometimes
254. Gay: no
255. Strong: lol I like to think I am
256. Weak: Most likely
257. Caring: yes I care about the animals.
258. Dangerous: Yes, if i had a gun.
259. Crazy: Definately
260. Spontaneous: Yes?
261. Funny: Funny looking. 
262. Sweet: Yep :)
263. Sharing: Yep
264. Responsible: OF COURSE
265. Trustworthy: Yes
266. Open-minded: I guess
267. Creative: Yes
268. Cute: Ermm.. if i was wearing a bunny suit :)
269. Slick: Wtf rofl
270. Smart: I could be
271. Dumb: Mostly
272. Evil: Sometimes >:D muhaaha 
273. Ghetto: Ermm nope. I try not to be..
274. Classy: Not really 
275. Photogenic: Fuck no
276. Dependable: Iunno
277. Greedy: No..
278. Ugly: very
279. Messy: Yea
280. Neat: Not really lol
281. Perverted: Oh yeah.. :S
282. Silly: Very
283. A Bitch: probably
284. A Good Listener: Apparently not..
285. A Fighter: No i love
286. A Party Animal: I wish
287. A Game Freak: If only I could win!
288. A Computer Freak: YES!! MUHAAHAHAAAA 

Section Fourteen: Future..
289. Dream job: Something designer 
290. Dream house: Huge and modern..
291. Husband/Wife: Josh
292. Kids: Heaps!
293. Names: Dunnoo...
294. Pets: DOGS!
295. Car: BMW.
296. Age you would want to get married: 20 something... 
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: dunnos
298. Honeymoon: Beaches

Section Fifteen: Your friends..
299. Best friend(s): No one wants to be my best friend :(
300. Known the longest: Stoner apparently!  
301. Craziest: Haha Skye
302. Loudest: All the girls!
303. Shyest: Uhhh
304. Best hair: Kirsty 
305. Best eyes: Jess 
306. Best body: Marge Simpson
307. Most Athletic: Skye
308. Hot-Tempered: Jess these days
309. Most impatient: Not sure
310. Shortest: Jess :$
311. Tallest: Ellen most probably 
312. Skinniest: Ellen again
313. Best singer: Ellen and Jessy
314. Funniest: All the girlies! 
315. Can always make you laugh: All of them!
316. Wish you talked to more: All of them L
317. Wish you saw more: Nikki
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Kirsty
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: All the girlies ;)
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': :S
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Does josh count?
322. Who is like your family: huh? 
323. How many friends do you have? Lots? (hopes) :(
324. How many are really close? Josh?

Section Sixteen: The last..
325. Thing you ate: Umm PAVLOVA last night!! :D
326. Thing you drank: Coffee
327. Thing you wore: I am wearing something now you know..
328. Thing you did: Chewed a pen lid
329. Place you went: Dreamland.
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: ears
331. Person you saw: Mummeh
332. Person you hugged: Joshy 
333. Person you kissed: Joshy :D
334. Person you fucked: HMMM I WONDER!
335. Person you talked to online: UMMMMM
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Joshy..
337. Song you heard: Getting Away with Murder - Papa Roach
338. Show you saw: Funniest Home Video show.
339. Time you fought with your parents: iunno.....
340. Time you fought with a friend: Ages ago
341. Words you said: "Umm I don’t know"
342. Party you went to: Uhhh.. Chris's rofl.

Section Seventeen: Now
343. What are you eating: Nothing yet!!
344. What are you drinking: NOTHING!! :'(
345. What are you thinking: About my precious boy L <3

346. What are you wearing: clothes i slept in.. lol I am so dirty.
347. What are you doing: singing and thinking Im good at it!
348. Any shoes on: nope
349. Hair: Bed hair.
350. Mood: freaked
351. Listening to: Papa Roach
352. Talking to anyone: yeah.. my imaginary friend.
353. Watching anything: The computer screen

Section Eighteen: Yes or No
354. Are you a vegetarian: Nope
355. Are you a carnivore: Nope
356. Are you heterosexual: :S
357. Do you like penguins: NO they are evil
358. Do you write poetry: I used to
359. Do you see stupid people: Yes, in the mirror.
360. You + Me = Us: No it equals Youme
361. Do you like the Osbournes: No they smell.
362. Can you see flying pigs: Yes..
363. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: not a real animal.. :S
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No. Too bad aye.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: fuck yes
366. Are you a zombie: I look like one and feel like one so I guess so!
367. Am I annoying you: Nah only if you were poking me at the same time.
368. Do you bite your nails: YES!
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yep
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: NEVER!!
371. Have you touched someone's private part: ....

Section Nineteen: This or That
372. Winter or Summer: Summer
373. Spring or Fall: Spring
374. Christina or Britney: Christina
375. MTV or VH1: MTV 
376. Black or White: Black
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink
378. Football or Basketball: Football
379. Cell phone or Pager: Mobile.
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Hot
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Piercings
383. Inside or Outside: Outside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol
385. Coke or Pepsi: Coke
386. Tape or Glue: Glue
387. McDonald’s or Hungry Jacks: McDonalds!!

Section Twenty: Opinions..
388. What do you think about classical music: Well it requires a copious amount of talent..
389. About boy bands: Can be gay
390. About suicide: Silly
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Well they are silly then.
392. About teen pregnancy: Not cool..
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Probably dead :D 
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: The computer.
395. About gay men: Silly.. but they dress nicely. HAHAHA

Section Twenty-One: Random..
396. Do you have a website: Nope
397. Current weather right now: Overcast?
398. Current time: 12:55 pm
399. Any shout outs: Hello Mr. Space man!
400. Last thoughts: Wow i have no life!